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  • chris 3:44 pm on May 10, 2017 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , humor, , , SM,   

    Cruel Shoes 

    put them on luvy,

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  • chris 5:49 pm on December 20, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , humor, , , rug, , stain, , tomato   

    ASK MANSON 1 

    How do you Remove a tomato stain from a Persian Rug…

    -From the Ben Stiller Show

     
  • chris 3:20 pm on November 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: blue-cheese, , humor, m.p., , problems, rats, , squeek, trap satire,   

    Mouse Problems.
    the very serious danger and trapping (ha!) with mouse culture.

     
  • chris 7:59 pm on October 25, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor, , , San-Fran, , , zone   

    ‘Luvy I say, why are they storming the beaches of… San Francisco??’

     
  • chris 10:28 am on October 15, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , humor, informercial, , , , sommers, thigh   

    Working out today….

    THANK YOU , Thigh Master!

     
  • chris 6:23 am on October 14, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , humor, left, , , trash   

    ‘I say…Luvy, even the alley cats won’t touch these left-overs…can’t we just put it out with the trash? ‘

     
  • chris 10:45 pm on October 9, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: humor, , , why-bother   

    ‘ Luvy can you believe what it says here in the sheets…” War called off, do to lack of interest.” ‘

     
  • chris 12:23 pm on October 1, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , childrens-books., humor, , , , , Tum-tum   

    That Cat is a flamboyant one…

    RumTumTugger.png

    Rum Tum Tiger

    Character in the play “CATs!” was borrowed from Old Possums book of Cats by T.S. Eliot
    “The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat:
    If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse.
    If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat,
    If you put him in a flat then he’d rather have a house.
    If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat,
    If you set him on a rat then he’d rather chase a mouse.
    Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat –
    And there isn’t any call for me to shout it:
    For he will do
    As he do do
    And there’s no doing anything about it!”
    — T.S. Eliot.

    http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/372536-old-possum-s-book-of-practical-cats

    I wrote a poem about a pet cat , based off T.S. Eliots poem, who also had curious behaviors..

     
  • chris 11:20 pm on September 29, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    ‘ Pimp them full of Love ! ‘

     
  • chris 10:05 am on September 28, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cheers, dish, head-on-plater, humor, not-my-cake, , ,   

    ‘ Sorry, for the raw deal Luvy, but you did me with a few the last go around.
    revenge is a dish served… (hang in there.) ‘

     
  • chris 3:33 pm on September 25, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    ” luvy, I do hope William remembers to put some clothes on before he goes joyriding that chopper over the pond today.”

     
  • chris 10:39 am on September 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , duck, giants, , humor, partical, , , universe   

    the DuckFace blues…

     
  • chris 10:19 am on September 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , heelpalm, humor, , python, ,   

    throwin’ the holy- hand – grenade. AT YOU.

     
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